What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
15.06.2025 21:57

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why does my private parts itch so much during certain periods?
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
No way
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
What does it mean if someone asks if it’s pink?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
What are the most extreme examples of hypocrisy?
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How do you deal with neighbors who are always telling you what to do?
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
What is the problem between Turkey and Greece?
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
Would you date a Muslim guy? Why/why not?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
Are there girls here who like group sex?
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
Still no good