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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

15.06.2025 21:57

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why does my private parts itch so much during certain periods?

Minds and Behinds

Nuts and Butts

No way

Why do American conservatives say that America is a constitutional republic and not a democracy? Would it not make sense to call America a constitutional republican democracy?

share office space ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dear atheist, do you realise that there is a God watching over you who will one day judge and condemn you for every wrong thing you have said and done before casting you into the lake of fire?

Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.

Unacceptable again!

What does it mean if someone asks if it’s pink?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

What are the most extreme examples of hypocrisy?

No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

How do you deal with neighbors who are always telling you what to do?

No, not a chance

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Google, Meta and Snap think this tech is the next big thing - CNN

They put up a sign reading

Loons and Moons

Hysterias & Posteriors

What is the problem between Turkey and Greece?

So they tried

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good.

Would you date a Muslim guy? Why/why not?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

If you were to bet, will Canada bend over to Trump's America demands or remain inflexible until the last day of his Presidency on January 20, 2029? Will America or Canada win this geopolitical arm-wrestling? I'm rooting for America.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

Are there girls here who like group sex?

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

Still no good